Top 5 worst pick-up lines I've heard

Amie asked, so I will answer:

1- I either need to get you to relax around me or I will just have to get you really drunk.

2- Can I buy you a drink? (Then turns to the waitress) Excuse me, what is your cheapest beer?
(1 & 2 were said by the same person)

3- (Pointing to my boobs) Are those real or are you wearing a corset?
(Said by some random guy at the Bad Juju when I was ordering a drink at the bar.)

4- If I told you that you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? (Emailed to me by one of my bosses at a company I used to work for. He was really old and gross.)

5- If you give me a kiss I will give you a raise! (Said to me at an office holiday party by the CFO of the same company I used to work for after he drank a few shots.)


And people used to wonder why I hated dating so much...